For all you sluts who haven't filed their taxes yet, keep these fucking tax credits in mind! You could get MAD BENJAMINS back from Uncle Sam!
1) Buy a house by April 30, 2010 and you can get a huge refund! $8Gs for first time home buyers and $6,500Gs for non-first timers who have lived at their current residence for 5+ years! If you already filed your 2009 taxes, file a fucking amended return to collect your cash!
2) If you're a student and you make $80Gs or less then you can file a credit for up to $2500!!!! Make Uncle Sam pay for all those classes you fucking fall asleep in!
3) If you've made energy-efficient upgrades to your home, you can claim up to 30% of those fucking upgrades!!!
4) If you bought a NEW car from February 17, 2009 until December 31, 2009, you can claim the taxes you paid on that fucking car! So if you traded in your CLUNKER for a new car, claim the taxes you paid on that new beast!
Consider yourself eduKayted.
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