Showing posts with label tax credit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tax credit. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 3/30/10: 30 Days


Let the countdown begin! You only have 30 days left to buy a house in order to get the fucking awesome tax credit! If you've been looking and have found "the one" or even "the closest one" then fucking buy it! If you want to get loads of cash for free from uncle sam, don't miss out on this!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 2/25/10: Show Me the Money, Uncle Sam!


For all you sluts who haven't filed their taxes yet, keep these fucking tax credits in mind! You could get MAD BENJAMINS back from Uncle Sam!

1) Buy a house by April 30, 2010 and you can get a huge refund! $8Gs for first time home buyers and $6,500Gs for non-first timers who have lived at their current residence for 5+ years! If you already filed your 2009 taxes, file a fucking amended return to collect your cash!

2) If you're a student and you make $80Gs or less then you can file a credit for up to $2500!!!! Make Uncle Sam pay for all those classes you fucking fall asleep in!

3) If you've made energy-efficient upgrades to your home, you can claim up to 30% of those fucking upgrades!!!

4) If you bought a NEW car from February 17, 2009 until December 31, 2009, you can claim the taxes you paid on that fucking car! So if you traded in your CLUNKER for a new car, claim the taxes you paid on that new beast!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/12/10: Let's Make a Deal!


It's time to play Let's Make a Deal! God I fucking miss that show. Anyway, behind curtain #1 you can get A NEW HOUSE! Behind door #2, you can get a HUGE TAX CREDIT! And inside box #3, you can get A GREAT INTEREST RATE! Seriously, bitches, if you are even thinking of buying a house, now is the fucking time. Obama extended the tax credit so you have to close by April 30th and first time buyers get $8000! Second time buyers who have lived in their current house for 5+ years get $6500! And houses are fucking cheap right now! Go down to the bank, get a loan, and start packing!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

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