eduKayt's Tip of the Day 11/19/09: Vehicle Registration

Is your vehicle registration up to date? Well, John Kerry's daughter forgot to fucking update hers and the bitch got pulled over. Listen up: we are in a fucking recession. The cops are DESPERATE. They will pull your ass over for going 5 mph over the fucking speed limit. So if your registration is expired, you better believe they will fucking arrest you. Go update that shit or enjoy spending the night in the clink.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 11/3/09: Clean Yourself Up, You're Under Arrest

I've seen a lot of fucking cops prowling around lately. This whole goddamn country is poor as shit, and the pigs are getting desperate. You better start watching that speedometer and ease off that gas pedal, or you'll be sorry bitch. If you go 5 mph over the speed limit, be prepared to get arrested. And I mean prepared.... touch up your make-up, brush your hair, and pop some gum in your mouth so you don't end up looking like this whore.

Consider yourself eduKayted.