eduKayt's Tip of the Day 4/15/10: Pay Uncle Sam

Today is the big day: TAX DAY. Make sure you get all your paperwork together and you get your fucking ass down to h&r block or the nearest accountant or online to download turbo tax, so you get your taxes mailed in time! The deadline is today so everything needs to be postmarked by TODAY. And send in your paperwork via CERTIFIED MAIL. I don't trust uncle sam to really be sure he received it and you shouldn't either.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 2/25/10: Show Me the Money, Uncle Sam!

For all you sluts who haven't filed their taxes yet, keep these fucking tax credits in mind! You could get MAD BENJAMINS back from Uncle Sam!

1) Buy a house by April 30, 2010 and you can get a huge refund! $8Gs for first time home buyers and $6,500Gs for non-first timers who have lived at their current residence for 5+ years! If you already filed your 2009 taxes, file a fucking amended return to collect your cash!

2) If you're a student and you make $80Gs or less then you can file a credit for up to $2500!!!! Make Uncle Sam pay for all those classes you fucking fall asleep in!

3) If you've made energy-efficient upgrades to your home, you can claim up to 30% of those fucking upgrades!!!

4) If you bought a NEW car from February 17, 2009 until December 31, 2009, you can claim the taxes you paid on that fucking car! So if you traded in your CLUNKER for a new car, claim the taxes you paid on that new beast!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 2/8/10: W2s for You!

I know you're still nursing your super bowl hangover, but get your ass down to the mailbox! Employers had to send out all W2s for 2009 by January 31st. So if you haven't gotten all of your W2s yet, make some fucking phone calls! Try to remember all those fucked up, random jobs you had last year... like walking dogs, performing on the street corner, selling sperm... if you made money (legally) then you should get a W2! Once you have all your W2s, march down to your accountant and get that fucking tax return started!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/21/10: Tax It Up

Before you fucking know it, April 15th will roll around and you'll be scrambling to file your taxes. So now is the time to start looking for a good accountant! Ask around for a recommendation because if you want a killer refund, you need a killer accountant. You need someone who knows just how much you can get away with to have the IRS by the balls. You'll thank me when you get your huge refund check in the mail.

Consider yourself eduKayted.