Next time you are about to throw away a bank statement or credit card bill, STOP and fucking THINK. You're leaving the door wide open for some sexy thug to steal your identity, or at the very fucking least, rack up a bunch of charges on your credit card bill. And trust me, hookers are expensive, so if your bill suddenly quadruples, you'll know why. Clearly, you need to go out and buy a SHREDDER. Let that beast eat up all of your sacred papers so no one can get to you.
Consider yourself eduKayted.
