eduKayt's Tip of the Day 4/22/10: Happy Fucking Earth Day!

Happy Fucking Earth Day, sluts! Let's all give it up to you eduKaytees who have changed out your energy-sucking light bulbs for the energy efficient ones! You are making a fucking difference! And let's give mad props to Greensburg, Kansas. In 2007, an F5 tornado wiped out most of the town. For those of you who aren't familiar with TWISTER, that is one huge fucking swirl of wind. When they were ready to rebuild, they decided to do it GREEN. Most of the town is now GREEN and energy efficient. We could all learn something from Greensburg and check out their blog at http://www.greensburggreentown.org/. Let them inspire you to add solar panels to your roof and start buying eco-friendly shit.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 3/31/10: Show Me Your Energy

Do you still have those energy-sucking shitty light bulbs in your house? Well get your ass home and install all new energy-SAVING ones now! If every fucking house in the US replaced only one of their light bulbs with an energy fluorescent one, it would be the equivalent of taking 7.5 million cars off the road. WHAT?!!

But screw the environment and let's talk about your benjamins. For the life of the light bulb you can save $30 in energy costs. And that is only for ONE light bulb AND it will last 10x longer!!! So go home and replace all your bulbs tonight.

How many broads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Me.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 12/8/09: Benjamins for Caulkers

Who wants $12K.... I mean 12-fucking-thousand-benjamins?! Well I fucking do. Master in Chief Obama is trying to pass some new law that means you can get up to $12 Gs for upgrading your fucking shitty house. If you install energy-efficient appliances and insulation (in honor of Al Fucking Gore) then you could get up to $12,000. HOLLA! Start installing that shit now, sluts, and you might get a check from Mr. White House himself.

Consider yourself eduKayted.