eduKayt's Project of the Weekend 3/19/10: Reclaim Your Space!

Countdown to SPRING: 1 DAY!!!

This weekend reclaim your outdoor area! It's fucking yours, isn't it?! Use this time to get your shit in order. There's nothing better than relaxing in a yard or garden or on a balcony knowing you made it fabulous.

1) Take care of your lawn mower and MOW.

2) Kill the weeds, John Goodman style.

3) Grab some sexy plants and start planting.

4) Go pick up some new patio furniture and a grill. Throw in some tiki torches or an outdoor string of lights while you're at it.

5) Fire up the grill, sip a cocktail, and fucking relax! SPRING IS HERE!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 3/18/10: Take A Seat

Countdown to SPRING: 2 DAYS!

Spring will be here on Saturday and once you have your outdoor space looking sexy, where are you gonna fucking sit?! In some new patio furniture, that's where! Get your ass down to home depot, lowes, or your local hardware store and clinch a killer deal on some outdoor furniture! Now is the time to BUY! Slap those benjamins down on the counter and don't look back!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 3/17/10: Weed It Out

Countdown to SPRING: 3 DAYS!

Now that you've fixed your lawnmower and your lawn is looking sexy, don't forget to take care of the fucking weeds! Those bastards will creep up in the cracks of your driveway, in your flower beds, in the middle of your lawn---just about everywhere except in that rolled up joint you've been thinking of!

Get down to the corner store and grab some weed killer spray. Use caution when spraying this near flowers cause you don't want them to start choking!

Consider yourself weed-free and eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 3/16/10: Show Me Your Grill

Countdown to SPRING: 4 DAYS!

Remember when you used to sit outside with friends and have some juicy burgers and hot dogs from the grill? Well snap the fuck out of it and LET'S DO IT! Now is the time to get ready for spring by buying a sexy grill! All the stores are selling these fuckers on discount because they want your benjamins! So if you have a few to give away, do it TODAY! Then let me know when your party is cause I'm crashing that fucker.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 3/15/10: Seed, Soil, and SAVOR!

Countdown to SPRING: 5 DAYS!

Sick and fucking tired of paying those high prices at the grocery store? Trying to eat healthy on a fucking homeless person's budget? Well, start growing your own fruits and veggies! You don't need a huge backyard to have a sexy garden. As long as you get sun and are responsible enough to water your plants, you can fucking do this! Mosey on down to your local lowe's or home depot and grab some pots, soil, and seeds! Try tomatoes, strawberries, or your own fucking HERBS! Make sure you read the labels carefully to provide the plant with enough light and water. Add in some miracle grow for LARGER THAN LIFE fruits and veggies!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 3/9/10: Get That Mower Ready!

Spring is right around the corner... I know you're ready for it, but is your fucking lawn mower ready?! Now is the perfect time to get your lawn mower serviced or at least check it out for yourself. Are the belts ok? Are the blades functioning properly? Do you need extra fuel? Also make sure your weed whacker and other spring tools are fucking ready to go! Cause when spring comes you have to be ready to retire that snow blower and grab your riding mower!

Consider yourself eduKayted.