Having an affair? Well nowadays everyone is, so I assume you fucking are. Let's all learn something from mr. tiger. Don't leave your fucking mistress voicemails, emails, or anything else traceable unless you want to get caught! If you really want to have an affair, do it the right fucking way. Whisper all your goddamn sweet nothings behind closed doors sans recording devices. You can get away with this, I can help.
Consider yourself eduKayted.
