eduKayt's Tip of the Day 5/12/10: Bag It Up

Heading to the grocery store? Well don't forget your fucking recycling TOTES! Fuck those plastic or brown paper bags for your groceries. These bags are easier on your hands, they hold more shit, they're sexier.... oh and they're good for your mother... NATURE. Some grocery stores are starting to charge for plastic bags so tell them to fuck off and bring in your own totes. Plastic is for pussies.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 12/18/09: Holiday Party Tips

It's holiday party time! And now is the best time of the year to save money on groceries! When you go to your lame-ass holiday parties this weekend, bring a LARGE PURSE and a few fucking napkins. Then, throughout the night, grab food, wrap it up, and SHOVE IT IN YOUR FUCKING PURSE! You will save a shitload of benjamins on groceries, and remember the holiday season is about giving. So let someone give you fucking food! If you're really ambitious, bring a few waterbottles and fill them up with free booze from your fucking hosts!

Consider yourself eduKayted.