eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 5/28/10: Stars & Stripes

Countdown to Memorial Day Weekend: ZERO FUCKING DAYS!

You lazy bastards are probably about to get out of work on your fucking paid half day before a holiday weekend. Well head over to home depot and get some flags! Now that your outdoor area is all ready to go and that grill is warming up, you need to show your true colors: red, white, and fucking blue! Now grab some cocktails and let me know when to come over. The party starts when I arrive.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 5/27/10: Sit On This

Countdown to Memorial Day Weekend: 1 day!

Now that you have a grill and your garden is sans weeds and full of mulch and petunias, you need a place for all your fucking guests to sit! Here is a killer deal at home depot if you like martha stewart's jaun. I'd only recommend her cause she did hard time. Or check out this steal from target. Or even better grab a bunch of these from lowes!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 5/26/10: Mulch This

Countdown to Memorial Day Weekend: 2 days!!

Now that you got all the weeds out of your garden, let's plant some flowers and throw in some fucking mulch. You should know how to plant flowers by now, so I'm not fucking getting into it again. When you select which mulch is best for your garden, you'll see that there are many different kinds. There is everything from organic to wood chips to bark to straw mulch. I recommend Scotts mulch products that won't lose their color for a year and will help block your weeds!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 5/25/10: Weed It Yourself

Countdown to Memorial Day Weekend: 3 days!

If you haven't found the right weed killer spray or you are afraid about hurting mother nature or you don't feel like spending money on that shit, weed the garden yourself! Slap on some sexy gardening gloves and get in there. If the soil is a little moist, it makes it a lot easier to get in there... cue "that's what she said". Make sure you go for the base of the weed. Pull it out slowly so you get all of it right down to the root. If you only pull out the top of the weed, it will be back in days. If you can't grab it all out, take a shovel and dig that bitch out.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 5/24/10: It's Electric

Countdown to Memorial Day Weekend: 4 days!

We are counting down to memorial day weekend when we can all kick back and relax with some burgers and a fucking keg! Make sure your grill is in good shape since it will be in overdrive this weekend. What grill, you ask? This new fucking electric grill! If you don't have a nice farm for a back yard, you can get an electric grill that works just as well as a real one! It's on sale here at home depot. Don't let your landlord or building manager dictate what you can put on your balcony! Tell them to fuck off and plug this bitch in!

Consider yourself eduKayted.