It's that time of year again.... LENT! Here we are in day 2 of lent and are you still trying to figure out what to give up? Well let me give you some fucking tips:
1) Give up that morning cup of coffee! Screw the latte and you could save $3 a day for 46 days of lent for a total of $138!!!!! That's a whole lotta jesus money right there!
2) Bring your fucking lunch to work! If you spend $10 on lunch Monday through Friday, you could save $330!!!! There's nothing wrong with brown bag lunches filled with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or your favorite ice cold 40!
3) Give up paying for parking! You don't need fucking valet! Park on the street and walk your ass to wherever you need to go! If you spend $15 a week on parking, you can save $97.50!!!!
4) Give up your first born! You'll save a shit load of money on college tuition, not to mention food!!!
Consider yourself eduKayted.
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