Listen up, bitches. Starting next week (or even sooner), credit card companies will start releasing different statements. And they'll make you want to fucking cry! But it will be a good kind of cry like when you're watching lions eat gazelles and shit. New laws were passed forcing credit card companies to do the following:
1) Write everything in a normal FONT size! What will you do with all those fucking magnifying glasses?!
2) Interest charges should be highlighted, not BURIED!
3) Now near the "minimum payment" amount, you will also see the length of time it will take you to pay off your fucking card if you only pay the minimum! We all know ALWAYS PAY MORE THAN THE MINIMUM! Or those fuckers will own you for life! Well now it will say exactly how many months it will take to pay off your card at certain rates! THAT'S THE CRYING PART!
Let these things motivate the fuck out of you and start paying that shit off.
Consider yourself eduKayted.
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