eduKayt's Tip of the Day 11/30/09: Cyber Fucking Monday!!

It's Cyber Fucking Monday, bitches!! For those of you living in caves, that means today is the day to get KILLER DEALS ONLINE. You still have a few hours left so get out your fucking credit cards and start clicking! I just found some discounted cheetahs from the goddamn zoo. What's better than golden cheetahs? LIVE cheetahs.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 11/27/09: Start Hitting the Mall

It's that time of year again! Holiday fucking shopping time! Today is black fucking friday and if you haven't gotten your sexy ass out to the mall yet, GO NOW. Just as a reminder, we're in a recession, whores. So stores are trying to make as many benjamins as they can. That means KILLER DEALS. Get out now and cross me off your fucking holiday shopping list. I need more golden cheetahs.

Consider yourself eduKayted.