eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 10/31/09: Nothing is for Free

Happy Fucking Halloween! So you got some annoying little brats coming to knock on your door in a few hours. It's game time. When they come asking "trick or treat", ask them a question: "HOW MANY BENJAMINS YOU GONNA GIVE ME FOR THAT TWIX BAR?" Brats gotta learn right fucking now that NOTHING IS FOR FREE. There's no such thing as a free lunch or free candy. We're in a goddamn recession for christs sake.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 10/29/09: Trick or Cheap

Guess what bitches? Halloween is in 2 fucking days and you don't want to end up looking like these fucking douchebags. Now listen up: you don't have to go spend a shit load of benjamins on a costume either. Check out your local vintage store, dollar store, or try making your own costume using items from around the house. Last year I went as Bob Vila wearing a tool belt, wife beater, a little "just for men touch of gray", and not much else.

Consider yourself eduKayted.