The holidays are over, bitches, and now reality has sunk in. It's time to get your ass to the gym and reactivate your fucking membership! You don't need me to tell you... your jeans are speaking loud enough! I hope you had your fill of christmas cookies and fruitcake cause those days are fucking over! It's time to get trim and slim and take advantage of killer deals on gym memberships!
Consider yourself eduKayted.
