eduKayt's Tip of the Day 2/2/10: Damn You, Phil!

That fat bastard, Phil, crawled out of his fucking cave and announced there are SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER. This means you better keep those ice scrapers, rain boots, and parkas handy cause it's gonna stay cold. Just when you thought maybe you could start unpacking those wife beaters and cut-off denim skirts... you can't. Fuck you, Phil.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 11/6/09: Always Be Fucking Prepared

It's that time of year, sluts. Time to put that fucking ice scraper / umbrella in your trunk. Depending on where you live, it's cold as fuck out there and we're approaching WINTER time. So for my east coasters, get that ice scraper in the back of your car now. For my Angelinos, throw that umbrella in your car. Follow my motto: always be fucking prepared. I'm like a goddamn girl scout.

Consider yourself eduKayted.