eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 1/29/10: Don't Hit Record!

Next time you're drunk off your fucking ass (i.e. tonight) and you start getting horny, resist the urge to power up that video camera! All it takes is one short, little scene + one ugly break-up = A HUGE FUCKING MESS! Before you know it, your sexy partner is now your not-so-fucking-sexy EX and he/she has a copy of you doing the nasty! So please, don't record yourself doing anything with your clothes off cause one day when you think you've "left that in the past", the tape will resurface and you'll be fucked much harder in real life.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/28/10: Total Recall

Who you gonna call? RECALL! If you purchased a NEW Toyota in the last few years, not even Arnold Schwarzenegger can save you! Here is a list of Toyotas that were RECALLED due to the gas pedal getting fucking STUCK!

- 2009-2010 RAV4, Corolla, and Matrix
- 2005-2010 Avalon
- 2010 Highlander
- 2007-2010 Tundra
- 2008-2010 Sequoia
- Some 2007-2010 Camrys (only those with gas pedal assemblies made by a specific Toyota supplier; your dealer can check).
- No Lexus or Scion models are involved.

If you own one of these cars, get down to the dealership STAT, or at any moment you might create your own personal Autobahn!!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/27/10: EADD

Almost every fucking day some dumb ass celebrity gets arrested for drunk driving. I'm sick and fucking tired of it! If you are gonna go out and party, GREAT. Just don't get behind the wheel while you're still fucked up! Call a cab or a pony for christs sake. Don't drink and drive. You will fuck up someone else's life AND your own. Buzzed driving is drunk driving.

eduKayt Against Drunk Driving

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/26/10: Stop Sexting!

The next time you're driving down the highway and you think of something really fucking HOT to text to your lover, STOP and THINK. Do not text (or better yet) sext while driving! If you do, your ass is more than 20x more likely to get into a fucking car crash than someone who isn't texting (or better yet) sexting. Wait until you reach your destination (i.e. the pleasure chest) before you start typing that text (or better yet) sext.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/25/10: The Shredder

Next time you are about to throw away a bank statement or credit card bill, STOP and fucking THINK. You're leaving the door wide open for some sexy thug to steal your identity, or at the very fucking least, rack up a bunch of charges on your credit card bill. And trust me, hookers are expensive, so if your bill suddenly quadruples, you'll know why. Clearly, you need to go out and buy a SHREDDER. Let that beast eat up all of your sacred papers so no one can get to you.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 1/22/10: Who You Gonna Call?

Who you gonna call? The celebrity telethon! I feel so fucking strongly about sending help to Haiti that I thought you sluts should know that you have another opportunity to GIVE! Sometimes giving is better than getting.... just fucking trust me. Tonight at 8 PM EST on MTV, George fucking Clooney put together this star-studded telethon. So tune in, pick up the phone, and dial because one of your favorite celebrities might answer the phone!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/21/10: Tax It Up

Before you fucking know it, April 15th will roll around and you'll be scrambling to file your taxes. So now is the time to start looking for a good accountant! Ask around for a recommendation because if you want a killer refund, you need a killer accountant. You need someone who knows just how much you can get away with to have the IRS by the balls. You'll thank me when you get your huge refund check in the mail.

Consider yourself eduKayted.