The next time you're driving down the highway and you think of something really fucking HOT to text to your lover, STOP and THINK. Do not text (or better yet) sext while driving! If you do, your ass is more than 20x more likely to get into a fucking car crash than someone who isn't texting (or better yet) sexting. Wait until you reach your destination (i.e. the pleasure chest) before you start typing that text (or better yet) sext.
Consider yourself eduKayted.
No comments:
Post a Comment