Next time you're drunk off your fucking ass (i.e. tonight) and you start getting horny, resist the urge to power up that video camera! All it takes is one short, little scene + one ugly break-up = A HUGE FUCKING MESS! Before you know it, your sexy partner is now your not-so-fucking-sexy EX and he/she has a copy of you doing the nasty! So please, don't record yourself doing anything with your clothes off cause one day when you think you've "left that in the past", the tape will resurface and you'll be fucked much harder in real life.
Consider yourself eduKayted.
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