Do you have carpet in your house? Well when was the last time you cleaned it? Exactly. You have dirty, nasty carpet and you better clean it the fuck up! Don't waste your time with carpet cleaning services. It's much more economical to buy a carpet cleaner because you know the machine is NEW and doesn't have other customers' dead bed bugs all inside it. Also, once you buy the carpet cleaning machine (which starts around $75 benjamins or spot cleaning machines for even less) then all you have to buy is the cleaning solution refills. And you can clean your carpet as much as you fucking want!
Don't forget to vote here for me to clean Oprah's carpet...
Consider yourself eduKayted.
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