Here we are in another fucking freezing winter and people are still CLIMBING MOUNTAINS. First of all, if it's below freezing outside, RUN THE FUCK BACK INSIDE. Second of all, if you do decide to go mountain climbing, bring a goddamn helicopter with you. Cause if shit starts tumbling down toward you, you need to get the fuck outta there FAST. Third of fucking all, if you HAVE to go mountain climbing, do it in the summer. Or just come over my house and I'll satisfy your bitchin sense of adventure.
Consider yourself eduKayted.
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