Time to get ready for fucking Thanksgiving, bitches! Start getting supplies now: like a TURKEY BASTER. No turkey is complete without a full basting so grab your goddamn keys and go buy yourself a fucking turkey baster NOW! If you happen to live in an area heavily populated by LESBIANS, the turkey basters might be on backorder. SO GO RESERVE YOURS TODAY!
Consider yourself eduKayted.
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