Countdown to Memorial Day Weekend: 4 days!
We are counting down to memorial day weekend when we can all kick back and relax with some burgers and a fucking keg! Make sure your grill is in good shape since it will be in overdrive this weekend. What grill, you ask? This new fucking electric grill! If you don't have a nice farm for a back yard, you can get an electric grill that works just as well as a real one! It's on sale here at home depot. Don't let your landlord or building manager dictate what you can put on your balcony! Tell them to fuck off and plug this bitch in!
Consider yourself eduKayted.
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