Wednesday, June 30, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/30/10: Drill, Baby, Drill

Next up on eduKayt's Essential Tools List is a cordless fucking drill! I love Ryobi drills because they're easy to use and they get the job done. 12V is probably more than enough for household projects. That will run you close to $50 benjamins, but Ryobi makes other drills for less. Cordless is the way to go so you can run around the house drilling the fuck out of everything!!!

Want me to drill Oprah? Vote here now so Oprah can get eduKayted!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/29/10: A 2-Way Screw

A 2-way screwDRIVER that is, you sluts! Next up on eduKayt's Essential Tools List is a dual screwdriver. Get one with a nice, sturdy handle that feels good in your hand (that's what she said). The beauty of these little fuckers is that you can pull out the top of the screwdriver and go back and forth between a flathead and a phillips! It's fucking brilliant!!!

Want me to show Oprah how to use a 2-way screwdriver? Of course you do! Vote here now!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Monday, June 28, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/28/10: Mr. Allen Wrench

Happy fucking monday! Monday mornings suck... but know what sucks even more? Not having the right tools when you are about to do a project! Let's kick off eduKayt's Essential Tool List with Allen. That's Mr. Allen Wrench to you. There are a shitload of projects we do that require either a big or small allen wrench to tighten something. Get down to the hardware store and buy yourself a set of allens. This Husky brand is less than $6 benjamins at home depot!

Want me to introduce Oprah to Mr. Allen Wrench? Vote here now!!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Friday, June 25, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 6/25/10: Numbers Game

Want a quick and fucking easy way to update the outside of your house? Replace your old, dirty, busted house numbers! Get your ass down to the hardware store and grab some SEXY new numbers! I know you still have the same numbers that old lady left on your house when you bought it. Well it's time for a fucking upgrade! All you need is a screwdriver and you can update the look of your house in seconds!

Want me to give Oprah some new numbers?! Vote here now! Only 8 days left!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/22/10: Vent This

Now that it's officially summer, I'm sure you've turned the fucking air conditioning on at least once. Getting the most out of your air conditioning can save you benjamins!

1) If you're gone during the day, turn the AC off or up to 85 degrees. Then you can just turn it back on when you come home, bitch. Fido doesn't need to be chilling on your sofa in 68 degrees.

2) Keep your damn curtains closed. This will keep out the sunlight which creates HEAT. Your air conditioner will have to work less to cool the place down.

3) If there are rooms you're not in or don't use (or the basement), close off the vents in those rooms. Then the AC can blow more cool air into the other rooms, like your fucking living room!

Want me to fix Oprah's air conditioning? Vote here now!!!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Monday, June 21, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/21/10: Organize It

Happy fucking summer! That means that for the next few months, you better be entertaining and having shitloads of parties at your house. What that doesn't mean... is you can't hide from your clutter anymore! It's time to fucking organize, bitches! The last thing you want is a guest looking for the bathroom and opening your closets by mistake. Then all this shit tumbles out and crushes them ala hoarders. Organizing doesn't have to be a daunting task. Start with one room or one closet and take everything out. Then go through it one by one and figure out what you can TRASH (as much as you can), GIVE TO GOODWILL (anything you don't want that's still in good condition), or KEEP. Then slowly put the keep items back in sexy bins and you're organized!

Click here and vote so I get a chance to help organize Oprah!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Friday, June 18, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 6/18/10: Flappers For Dad!

Happy Father's Day Weekend! Get dad some flappers! No.... not that kind of flapper, you fucking slut! A flapper for your toilet! If you hear your toilet running after you flush it and this happens every so often throughout the day even when you're not using it, you need a new flapper! The old, shitty one you have now isn't doing its job and it's letting water out of your tank. So the noise you hear is the toilet filling back up with water so it gets to the right level! Lucky for you, flappers are cheap and easy to replace.

1. Turn off the water to your toilet.

2. Take off the tank lid and get your hands in there. Be gentle because everything inside the toilet is submerged in water 24/7 so the parts are delicate.

3. Unhook the chain from the old flapper and take it out.

4. Slide the new flapper down the overflow tube and secure it with the chain.

5. Turn the water back on and flush. You shouldn't hear that fucking noise anymore.

To hear a whole lotta noise, vote now for me to eduKayt Oprah!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/17/10: Clean Your Dirty Carpet

Do you have carpet in your house? Well when was the last time you cleaned it? Exactly. You have dirty, nasty carpet and you better clean it the fuck up! Don't waste your time with carpet cleaning services. It's much more economical to buy a carpet cleaner because you know the machine is NEW and doesn't have other customers' dead bed bugs all inside it. Also, once you buy the carpet cleaning machine (which starts around $75 benjamins or spot cleaning machines for even less) then all you have to buy is the cleaning solution refills. And you can clean your carpet as much as you fucking want!

Don't forget to vote here for me to clean Oprah's carpet...

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/16/10: Shady Flowers

On a budget for dad's day this sunday? Get him some SHADY FUCKING FLOWERS! Some flowers LOVE the shade... so if you don't get a lot of direct sunlight, go pick up some of these:

1. Impatiens - You don't have to be too patient cause they grow fast if you water them every day.
2. Fuchsia - These are crazy bright looking flowers with all kinds of shit hanging from them.
3. Hosta - Mainly green, but some have lines of white on the edge of the leaves.

That should get you started! Give dad some quality time and plant these with him! Guess what quality time is..... FREE, aka NO BENJAMINS REQUIRED!

Then hop on over to the internet with your dad and vote repeatedly for me to eduKayt Oprah!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/15/10: Dry? Wet? Vac It Up!

It's almost Father's Day so that means you're scouring the fucking internet for a good deal for dad. Every dad needs a shop vac! And so the fuck do you! Check out this deal at home depot for less than $20 benjamins! You can't fucking beat it!!! Not even with a VAC!

Let's not forget to vote so Oprah gets eduKayted! Vote for eduKayt on Oprah's network now! And do it multiple times!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Monday, June 14, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/14/10: Oprah Needs To Be eduKayted!

Hey, Oprah, it's time to get eduKayted! Who wants to see eduKayt get her own show on Oprah's network? YOU FUCKING DO!

Click on this link to vote for my video.... and then do it again! Vote over and over and over again!!!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Highlight Reel Episodes 1-8

Check out the brand new highlight reel for eduKayt!

Friday, June 11, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 6/11/10: Watch This

More Lesbian Entertainment & Video

In case you didn't get a chance to DVR this, eduKayt was on LOGO this week! Check out this link to see the fucking video of the brand new highlight reel!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/9/10: Flow On The Down-Low

Are you still using one of those ancient shower heads? Well cue beyonce because it's time for a fucking UPGRADE! By replacing your shower head with a low-flow one, you can save up to a couple hundred benjamins each year! For instructions on how to install that shower head, obviously refer to eduKayt Episode #5 and as always...

...consider yourself eduKayted.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/8/10: Vote On It!

It's primary fucking election time! That means today you better get your ass out to the polls and cast your vote. If you're thinking that your vote doesn't count, listen up. You're fucking wrong. If everyone thought that, no one would vote. So believe that it counts and get out there to show support for your candidates. Voice your opinion and it will count. Get out there and vote. Now!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Monday, June 7, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/7/10: eduKayt On TV!

The internet isn't big enough for eduKayt. We're gonna be on the fucking tele!!! At 4:00 AM tomorrow, Tuesday 6/8, eduKayt will be introduced on LOGO's show "That Time of the Month". A never seen before trailer will premiere with highlights from Episodes 1-8! Click here to see the show schedule and scroll down to 4:00 AM.

Make sure you set your goddamn DVRs now! Or for all you real ballers, stay up all night and watch it LIVE! If you don't get the LOGO network, call your damn cable provider.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Friday, June 4, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 6/4/10: Donate To The Gulf

As you know, the gulf of mexico is being flooded with oil more and more every fucking day. Someone needs to do something about this. That someone is YOU. Just like you helped out haiti after the quake, now you can help out the wildlife of the gulf. You can donate $10 by texting "wildlife" to 20222 or you can donate online with the national wildlife federation. Let's all chip in to save the planet for our fucking kids.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/3/10: Pull My Knob

Do you want to remodel your kitchen for less than $100? Of course you fucking do! One fast, easy, sexy, cheap way to remodel your kitchen is to replace your cabinet hardware! I replaced mine this morning and god it looks damn fine. If you have old or ugly cabinet knobs and pulls, bring the old ones with you to the hardware store. Then pick out some shiny, sexy new ones that have the same hole placement and width (that's what she said). If your cabinets have no existing hardware, then get out your fucking drill! Measure where you want the holes and drill baby drill! Your kitchen will be transformed and you'll never look back.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/2/10: Filter Change

Summer is around the fucking corner and that means you'll have your AC on all day long. If you don't want to breathe in all that shit flying around your house, it's time to change your air filter. Whip out your measuring tape and make sure you get the right size. Then go out to your local hardware store and grab a new one. You can be smart and get a 2 pack of filters cause come the winter, you'll need to change it again.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/1/10: Label Your Breaker

Listen up homeowners: Anytime we do a fucking electrical project together, I remind you that this is not electroKayt. So in order to turn off the power to the room we're working on, you gotta have your goddamn circuit breaker labeled. This will save you from turning off every fucking electrical outlet in the house. Just set aside an hour or so, turn on all the lights, and flip switches one at a time. Have one of your bitches run around your house and see which room or appliance just lost power. Then label it on the breaker!

Consider yourself eduKayted.


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