When was the last time you checked the status of your airline miles? EXACTLY. Go look that shit up pronto because they could be about to EXPIRE! Once again, we're in a fucking recession, sluts. So that means everyone is trying to stretch their benjamins, including the airlines. They don't want to give you free miles! They want to steal them! Make sure your accumulated miles aren't in jeopardy of expiring. And if they are, fucking CALL ME. I'll give you the trip of your life.
Consider yourself eduKayted.
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