eduKayt Episode #5

Episode #5 is LIVE! Double click to see it on YouTube!

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 12/23/09: Happy Fucking Holidays!

Listen up, bitches. Reach for the tissues cause I'm going out of town to shoot the EDUKAYT ON LOCATION episode. So while I'm gone, I hope you have a fucking fabulous christmas, hanukah, kwanzaa, edukaytkah, and new year! Don't forget to give your friends and family homemade gifts, and steal food/booze from every party you go to!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 12/22/09: The Early Bird Catches the PLANE!

3 days till Christmas and we have winter storms all over the fucking country. So if you're traveling, chances are you'll be slammed with goddamn airport delays. Make sure you get to the airport EARLY... like 2 hours EARLY. Otherwise, you might not make it cause everyone and their mom is gonna be there. Check in online 24 hours before your flight from hell cause this can save you time too. And we all know: time is benjamins.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 12/21/09: Homemade Gifts

We're in a recession, whores, so don't go to the fucking mall this year. Stay home and make some "HOMEMADE" gifts "FROM THE HEART"! Here are some of my favorite ideas:

1) Go to your local supermarket and grab your favorite jam. When you get home, empty it into a plain glass jar, tie a ribbon around the top, and slap a stick on it saying "from the kitchen of: eduKayt (or your name)". Everyone will think you're fucking amazing! They will be dying for your jam recipe and will never know you spent less than $5!!

2) Peel off the label/sticker from a candle you already have in your house. Wrap it up and give it to that special someone! Even if it's halfway burned, just say you ran out of HOMEMADE wax! They will be so fucking impressed that you made them a candle, they won't care if it's used!

3) Print out a photo of a homeless/sick child from a third world country. Stick the photo in a card with a note saying "In lieu of a gift, I donated money to send Pablo to school for 1 whole year!" They will be tickled fucking pink that you are so caring and thoughtful!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 12/18/09: Holiday Party Tips

It's holiday party time! And now is the best time of the year to save money on groceries! When you go to your lame-ass holiday parties this weekend, bring a LARGE PURSE and a few fucking napkins. Then, throughout the night, grab food, wrap it up, and SHOVE IT IN YOUR FUCKING PURSE! You will save a shitload of benjamins on groceries, and remember the holiday season is about giving. So let someone give you fucking food! If you're really ambitious, bring a few waterbottles and fill them up with free booze from your fucking hosts!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 12/17/09: FREE Cyber Sex----I Mean SHIPPING!

Thought that headline might wake you the fuck up! Today is FREE CYBER SHIPPING DAY! Hundreds of retailers are giving free shipping today for anything you buy online! So get out those fucking visas and start shopping like it's SUPERMARKET SWEEP, bitches!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 12/16/09: Goodwill That Shit

Got a bunch of old/semi-salvageable shit lying around? Take it to the Goodwill! Those bastards will take anything! Gather it all up now: your old clothes, electronics, computers, shoes, books, goldfish... and take it to Goodwill before the end of the year for a fucking TAX WRITE OFF! That's right! You can get rid of your old shit and in exchange get some new benjamins!!

Consider yourself eduKayted.