eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/26/10: Stop Sexting!

The next time you're driving down the highway and you think of something really fucking HOT to text to your lover, STOP and THINK. Do not text (or better yet) sext while driving! If you do, your ass is more than 20x more likely to get into a fucking car crash than someone who isn't texting (or better yet) sexting. Wait until you reach your destination (i.e. the pleasure chest) before you start typing that text (or better yet) sext.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/25/10: The Shredder

Next time you are about to throw away a bank statement or credit card bill, STOP and fucking THINK. You're leaving the door wide open for some sexy thug to steal your identity, or at the very fucking least, rack up a bunch of charges on your credit card bill. And trust me, hookers are expensive, so if your bill suddenly quadruples, you'll know why. Clearly, you need to go out and buy a SHREDDER. Let that beast eat up all of your sacred papers so no one can get to you.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 1/22/10: Who You Gonna Call?

Who you gonna call? The celebrity telethon! I feel so fucking strongly about sending help to Haiti that I thought you sluts should know that you have another opportunity to GIVE! Sometimes giving is better than getting.... just fucking trust me. Tonight at 8 PM EST on MTV, George fucking Clooney put together this star-studded telethon. So tune in, pick up the phone, and dial because one of your favorite celebrities might answer the phone!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/21/10: Tax It Up

Before you fucking know it, April 15th will roll around and you'll be scrambling to file your taxes. So now is the time to start looking for a good accountant! Ask around for a recommendation because if you want a killer refund, you need a killer accountant. You need someone who knows just how much you can get away with to have the IRS by the balls. You'll thank me when you get your huge refund check in the mail.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/20/10: Back That Thing Up

You're a big, fine PC... why don't you back that thing up? That's right, bitches, it's time to back up your computer! If you haven't purchased an external hard drive for your computer yet, go out and fucking buy one! Your sexy laptop or tower could die any day and then all of your files, photos, and music will be more lost than the TV show itself. You can get an external hard drive for $100 or less and it's benjamins well spent.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/18/10: Hold on to Your Butts

In Southern California, it's fucking raining power tools! When it rains in LA, everyone freaks out. So let's all take a long, deep breath and stay calm. Here are some rainy tips:

1) Stay indoors.
2) If you have to venture outside, USE CAUTION when driving. Do not brake abruptly and keep your headlights on.
3) Do not enter FLOODED areas. Tons of intersections are getting flooded and you never know how deep that shit is.
4) Make sure your household gutters are properly draining or you'll end up with a fucking swimming pool that you didn't ask for.
5) Keep some candles nearby in case the power goes out (which is already reported in certain areas).
6) If you live on a hill, get out of your fucking house! Mudslides are a real and present danger!!!!!!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 1/15/10: What's Your Fantasy?

What's your fucking fantasy? Mine is the Cardinals over the Saints, the Ravens over the Colts, the Vikings over the Cowboys, and the Jets over the Chargers, bitches! Sign up for your fantasy football line up right fucking now and you can score points online! You might even win a trip to the fucking SUPERBOWL! Go to http://www.nfl.com/fantasy NOW!

Consider yourself eduKayted.