eduKayt's Tip of the Day 11/11/09: Suck it Up

When was the last time you changed your vacuum filter? That's what I fucking thought. The one thing you want in your life that really sucks is your vacuum cleaner. And if you don't change the goddamn filter, IT WON'T. So go buy a new filter at target or walmart or amazon.com for all I fucking care. Just do it.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt Episode #3

Episode #3 is finally here! Double click to see it on YouTube!!

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 11/6/09: Always Be Fucking Prepared

It's that time of year, sluts. Time to put that fucking ice scraper / umbrella in your trunk. Depending on where you live, it's cold as fuck out there and we're approaching WINTER time. So for my east coasters, get that ice scraper in the back of your car now. For my Angelinos, throw that umbrella in your car. Follow my motto: always be fucking prepared. I'm like a goddamn girl scout.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 11/5/09: Close Your Damn Curtains

Now that it gets dark so damn early, start closing your fucking curtains when the sun goes down. This will keep the hot air inside your place so it doesn't leak out your fucking windows. You might even save some benjamins on your heating bill this year, bitch.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 11/4/09: Voting is Sexy

It's fucking election day! Ok, not for anything huge like the fucking presidency, but nonetheless, now is the time to register to vote. Have you changed your address recently? Switched over from the dark side to the DEMOCRATIC party? Either way, make sure you're registered to vote. And when the polls open, get your ass out and pull that lever.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 11/3/09: Clean Yourself Up, You're Under Arrest

I've seen a lot of fucking cops prowling around lately. This whole goddamn country is poor as shit, and the pigs are getting desperate. You better start watching that speedometer and ease off that gas pedal, or you'll be sorry bitch. If you go 5 mph over the speed limit, be prepared to get arrested. And I mean prepared.... touch up your make-up, brush your hair, and pop some gum in your mouth so you don't end up looking like this whore.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 11/2/09: Better to be Fresh than Stale

Tis the season to slap some new baking soda in your fridge and freezer. Don't let your food start smelling like shit. Just grab two of these sexy containers, open them, and throw one in your fridge and one in your fucking freezer. All of a sudden, your food will smell de-fucking-licious. Enjoy!

Consider yourself eduKayted.