Tuesday, November 3, 2009

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 11/3/09: Clean Yourself Up, You're Under Arrest

I've seen a lot of fucking cops prowling around lately. This whole goddamn country is poor as shit, and the pigs are getting desperate. You better start watching that speedometer and ease off that gas pedal, or you'll be sorry bitch. If you go 5 mph over the speed limit, be prepared to get arrested. And I mean prepared.... touch up your make-up, brush your hair, and pop some gum in your mouth so you don't end up looking like this whore.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

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