eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 8/20/10: Mirror Mirror On The Wall

Mirror mirror on the wall... Who's the fairest of them all? Obviously it's fucking eduKayt! Now listen up for this sexy mirror makeover. Do you have one of those ugly "apartment" feeling mirrors in your bathroom or vanity area? You know the ones that take up most of the wall and are a large rectangle with a really thin mirror held on by some shitty plastic hardware? Well smash that piece of shit, because it's time for an upgrade. For around $100 OR LESS you can get a nice new mirror at the depot. Be careful with paint issues if the wall behind that POS mirror wasn't painted to match the rest of the room. Once the new mirror is installed, you'll have transformed the fuck out of your bathroom/vanity area.

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eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 7/30/10: Take Care of Your Pussy

That's right, bitches. It's time that you took care of your cat and dog with a fucking yearly check-up! I don't give a shit how old your furry friend is, he or she needs a check-up once every year. Even if your pet has all its shots, a physical exam is needed and recommended every year. Make sure you get some flea control for your dog or outdoor cat while you're there. The last thing you fucking need are fleas chilling in your AC this summer.

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eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 7/16/10: Load It Up

When's the last time you stuck your head inside your dishwasher and looked around? If it's been a while, I bet it needs a good cleaning! Yes, even dishwashers need to be fucking cleaned! Especially in the summer, heat and moisture get trapped inside your dishwasher. Heat + Moisture = MOLD. Sexy, eh? The good thing about mold is it's quite easy to spot. Usually it's black and slimy! Take a look in your dishwasher and if you see food particles or some mold along the inside, it's time to clean. Fill a bowl with 1-2 cups of white vinegar and place it on the top rack. Then run a load (sans soap) and the vinegar will disperse from the bowl and clean your dishwasher!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 7/13/10: Hook It Up

For all my earthquake dwellers, this one is for you. I know you fucking listened to me when I said don't hang any fucking artwork above your bed because in a quake, you'll be dead. Well now you can hang shit up above your bed! I found these fucking sweet picture hangers that prevent anything from falling or coming out of the wall because the picture hangs in a maze formation. You can get it on amazon for cheap. So go frame that sexy photo of me that you have hidden in your closet shrine and put it above the mother fucking bed!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 7/9/10: Black It Out

It's hotter than fucking hell on the east coast and the west coast is starting to warm up. Here's a sexy tip to beat the fucking heat better than lebron james: blackout curtains! You can buy new curtains that already have blackout panels sewn in or you can buy the blackout panels and attach them to your current curtains. The easiest way to update your existing curtains is to buy a double curtain rod and hang the blackout panels on the back rod and your designer curtains on the front one! Who needs a hotel when you have blackout curtains right at home!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 7/6/10: High Voltage

The day after a long weekend always blows... but what's even fucking worse is when you electrocute yourself! Continuing on with eduKayt's Essential Tools List is the voltage tester. We do a lot of shit that's electrical. After you turn the power off at the circuit breaker, it's always good to be a little ocd and make sure there is no voltage running through your outlet or wire that you're working on. All you do is take both red and black ends of the tester and put it up to the outlet or wire. If the meter lights up and gives a reading, that shit is still live!!! Abort mission and check circuit breaker again!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 7/2/10: Extinguish It

Happy fucking fourth of July weekend! Get your ass out and see some fireworks! Or set off your own! Either way, you will need to have a fire extinguisher nearby! Next up on eduKayt's Essential Tools List is a fire extinguisher. Not only do you need to have one, but you need to know how to use the fucking thing. Keep one in the kitchen and another one in a separate part of your house so in case anything happens, you are covered!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 7/1/10: Stanley!

Whip that thing out and let's fucking measure it. That's what you need Stanley for! Stanley makes a great line of tools and they're all in fucking sexy black and yellow. I prefer black and GOLD but that's just me. For most projects we do, you'll need a tape measure so you don't end up with shit all crooked and off center. That's why it's here on eduKayt's Essential Tools List. So get out and get a Stanley tape measure and let's see whose is bigger!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/30/10: Drill, Baby, Drill

Next up on eduKayt's Essential Tools List is a cordless fucking drill! I love Ryobi drills because they're easy to use and they get the job done. 12V is probably more than enough for household projects. That will run you close to $50 benjamins, but Ryobi makes other drills for less. Cordless is the way to go so you can run around the house drilling the fuck out of everything!!!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/29/10: A 2-Way Screw

A 2-way screwDRIVER that is, you sluts! Next up on eduKayt's Essential Tools List is a dual screwdriver. Get one with a nice, sturdy handle that feels good in your hand (that's what she said). The beauty of these little fuckers is that you can pull out the top of the screwdriver and go back and forth between a flathead and a phillips! It's fucking brilliant!!!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/28/10: Mr. Allen Wrench

Happy fucking monday! Monday mornings suck... but know what sucks even more? Not having the right tools when you are about to do a project! Let's kick off eduKayt's Essential Tool List with Allen. That's Mr. Allen Wrench to you. There are a shitload of projects we do that require either a big or small allen wrench to tighten something. Get down to the hardware store and buy yourself a set of allens. This Husky brand is less than $6 benjamins at home depot!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 6/25/10: Numbers Game

Want a quick and fucking easy way to update the outside of your house? Replace your old, dirty, busted house numbers! Get your ass down to the hardware store and grab some SEXY new numbers! I know you still have the same numbers that old lady left on your house when you bought it. Well it's time for a fucking upgrade! All you need is a screwdriver and you can update the look of your house in seconds!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/22/10: Vent This

Now that it's officially summer, I'm sure you've turned the fucking air conditioning on at least once. Getting the most out of your air conditioning can save you benjamins!

1) If you're gone during the day, turn the AC off or up to 85 degrees. Then you can just turn it back on when you come home, bitch. Fido doesn't need to be chilling on your sofa in 68 degrees.

2) Keep your damn curtains closed. This will keep out the sunlight which creates HEAT. Your air conditioner will have to work less to cool the place down.

3) If there are rooms you're not in or don't use (or the basement), close off the vents in those rooms. Then the AC can blow more cool air into the other rooms, like your fucking living room!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/21/10: Organize It

Happy fucking summer! That means that for the next few months, you better be entertaining and having shitloads of parties at your house. What that doesn't mean... is you can't hide from your clutter anymore! It's time to fucking organize, bitches! The last thing you want is a guest looking for the bathroom and opening your closets by mistake. Then all this shit tumbles out and crushes them ala hoarders. Organizing doesn't have to be a daunting task. Start with one room or one closet and take everything out. Then go through it one by one and figure out what you can TRASH (as much as you can), GIVE TO GOODWILL (anything you don't want that's still in good condition), or KEEP. Then slowly put the keep items back in sexy bins and you're organized!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 6/18/10: Flappers For Dad!

Happy Father's Day Weekend! Get dad some flappers! No.... not that kind of flapper, you fucking slut! A flapper for your toilet! If you hear your toilet running after you flush it and this happens every so often throughout the day even when you're not using it, you need a new flapper! The old, shitty one you have now isn't doing its job and it's letting water out of your tank. So the noise you hear is the toilet filling back up with water so it gets to the right level! Lucky for you, flappers are cheap and easy to replace.

1. Turn off the water to your toilet.

2. Take off the tank lid and get your hands in there. Be gentle because everything inside the toilet is submerged in water 24/7 so the parts are delicate.

3. Unhook the chain from the old flapper and take it out.

4. Slide the new flapper down the overflow tube and secure it with the chain.

5. Turn the water back on and flush. You shouldn't hear that fucking noise anymore.

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/17/10: Clean Your Dirty Carpet

Do you have carpet in your house? Well when was the last time you cleaned it? Exactly. You have dirty, nasty carpet and you better clean it the fuck up! Don't waste your time with carpet cleaning services. It's much more economical to buy a carpet cleaner because you know the machine is NEW and doesn't have other customers' dead bed bugs all inside it. Also, once you buy the carpet cleaning machine (which starts around $75 benjamins or spot cleaning machines for even less) then all you have to buy is the cleaning solution refills. And you can clean your carpet as much as you fucking want!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/16/10: Shady Flowers

On a budget for dad's day this sunday? Get him some SHADY FUCKING FLOWERS! Some flowers LOVE the shade... so if you don't get a lot of direct sunlight, go pick up some of these:

1. Impatiens - You don't have to be too patient cause they grow fast if you water them every day.
2. Fuchsia - These are crazy bright looking flowers with all kinds of shit hanging from them.
3. Hosta - Mainly green, but some have lines of white on the edge of the leaves.

That should get you started! Give dad some quality time and plant these with him! Guess what quality time is..... FREE, aka NO BENJAMINS REQUIRED!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/15/10: Dry? Wet? Vac It Up!

It's almost Father's Day so that means you're scouring the fucking internet for a good deal for dad. Every dad needs a shop vac! And so the fuck do you! Check out this deal at home depot for less than $20 benjamins! You can't fucking beat it!!! Not even with a VAC!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 6/14/10: Oprah Needs To Be eduKayted!

Hey, Oprah, it's time to get eduKayted! Who wants to see eduKayt get her own show on Oprah's network? YOU FUCKING DO!

Click on this link to vote for my video.... and then do it again! Vote over and over and over again!!!

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