Wednesday, October 28, 2009

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 10/28/09: Slow Down Before You Go Down

Have you noticed any cameras at RED LIGHTS lately? They're popping up all over the fucking place. And when you get caught, you get a SEXY photo of yourself mailed to your house along with an UNSEXY fine. Big Brother is charging hundreds of fucking dollars for taking your slutty photo! That's 10x more than I charge down at Hollywood and Highland. So, slow the fuck down or smile for a picture that'll be worth a thousand fucking bucks.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

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