eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 10/31/09: Nothing is for Free

Happy Fucking Halloween! So you got some annoying little brats coming to knock on your door in a few hours. It's game time. When they come asking "trick or treat", ask them a question: "HOW MANY BENJAMINS YOU GONNA GIVE ME FOR THAT TWIX BAR?" Brats gotta learn right fucking now that NOTHING IS FOR FREE. There's no such thing as a free lunch or free candy. We're in a goddamn recession for christs sake.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 10/29/09: Trick or Cheap

Guess what bitches? Halloween is in 2 fucking days and you don't want to end up looking like these fucking douchebags. Now listen up: you don't have to go spend a shit load of benjamins on a costume either. Check out your local vintage store, dollar store, or try making your own costume using items from around the house. Last year I went as Bob Vila wearing a tool belt, wife beater, a little "just for men touch of gray", and not much else.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 10/28/09: Slow Down Before You Go Down

Have you noticed any cameras at RED LIGHTS lately? They're popping up all over the fucking place. And when you get caught, you get a SEXY photo of yourself mailed to your house along with an UNSEXY fine. Big Brother is charging hundreds of fucking dollars for taking your slutty photo! That's 10x more than I charge down at Hollywood and Highland. So, slow the fuck down or smile for a picture that'll be worth a thousand fucking bucks.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 10/27/09: Get Your Mind in the Gutter

Own a home? When was the last time you cleaned out your gutters? Well, today in Los Angeles, it's windy as hell and leaves are blowing all over the fucking place. You better get on a sexy ladder and clean out your goddamn gutters NOW. Strap on some bitchin' yellow gloves and GET THE FUCK IN THERE.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 10/26/09: Always Use Protection

Are you protected against HACKERS and TROJANS? Now is the fucking time to make sure your computer has anti-virus and anti-spyware protection against probing whores who are trying to fuck up your life and steal your precious identity. Suit it up before you boot it up, bitches.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Sneak Peek: Episode #3

Episode #3 is underway! Hold on to your screwdrivers and stay tuned!

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 10/23/09: Shoot 'em Up

Have you gotten your flu shot yet this year? Well guess what, IT'S FUCKING TIME. Apparently this year we have the cops spreading flus and god knows what else. Damn those pigs. So get your goddamn flu shot already.... you can even get them at fucking grocery stores now, so you can rake in some Ralph points while you're getting pricked.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 10/21/09: Tit for Tat

Planning on getting some INK? Well think long and hard cause that shit is 4 EVA. Unless you're getting "eduKayt" with a heart around it or anything Judge Judy related, make sure you know what you're fucking doing. Don't get tats when you're drunk or high cause you might end up with the home depot logo on your thigh.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 10/20/09: Foam It Up

Got a clogged sink? Or a slow moving drain? Grab some Drano Dual Force FOAMER cause two is always better than one! I picked some up today and this shit is fucking AMAZING! Don't waste your time with Liquid Plumr... that shit is for pussies. Drano is the only product I trust.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 10/19/09: Check Under That Hood

When was the last time you got your oil changed? If the answer starts with "Um..." then get your fucking ass down to Pep Boys or the dealer and get this taken care of! You should get your oil changed every 3,000 - 5,000 miles, depending on how often you drive, road conditions, etc.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

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