Monday, February 8, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 2/8/10: W2s for You!


I know you're still nursing your super bowl hangover, but get your ass down to the mailbox! Employers had to send out all W2s for 2009 by January 31st. So if you haven't gotten all of your W2s yet, make some fucking phone calls! Try to remember all those fucked up, random jobs you had last year... like walking dogs, performing on the street corner, selling sperm... if you made money (legally) then you should get a W2! Once you have all your W2s, march down to your accountant and get that fucking tax return started!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Friday, February 5, 2010

eduKayt Episode #7

Episode #7 starring the Fantasy Football Girl!

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 2/5/10: I'm in Miami Bitch!


SUPER BOWL COUNTDOWN: 2 DAYS!

There is still some time left to jump on a plane and get your fucking ass to MIAMI! Obviously the Super Bowl is this Sunday and it's in fucking Florida so get your ass to the airport NOW! You still have time to book a flight and head to the stadium to get a great deal from some SCALPERS!

Check out this site for BUDGET SAVING tips!
http://dirtcheapairlineticket.org/last-minute-super-bowl-on-a-budget/

Go. Now. Tailgate. Saints!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 2/4/10: Pass the Chips!


SUPER BOWL COUNTDOWN: 3 DAYS!

Now is the time to plan your fucking feast for the Super Bowl on Sunday! I know you're having a kick ass party and you need some kick ass food to go with it or your guests will fucking eat you alive.

Check out the Food Network's website for some great recipes!

Stay tuned for the release of eduKayt Episode #7 TOMORROW starring THE FANTASY FOOTBALL GIRL!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 2/3/10: Not the... PRIUS!


So Toyota recently recalled like ALL of their vehicles, and now the coveted PRIUS might be affected! Apparently a bunch of people who bought the PRIUS in 2009-2010, are experiencing BRAKE FAILURE! Not really a big fucking deal right......? WRONG! If you have a Toyota on the list of recalls or a new PRIUS, go get that fucking thing checked out TODAY! Toyota says don't drive the vehicle unless you're on your way to the dealer!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 2/2/10: Damn You, Phil!


That fat bastard, Phil, crawled out of his fucking cave and announced there are SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER. This means you better keep those ice scrapers, rain boots, and parkas handy cause it's gonna stay cold. Just when you thought maybe you could start unpacking those wife beaters and cut-off denim skirts... you can't. Fuck you, Phil.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

Monday, February 1, 2010

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 2/1/10: Cut It Out


It's time to cut it out bitches! I'm talking about COUPONS! Do you have any fucking clue how many benjamins you can save every trip to the grocery store alone?! In case you've forgotten, we're in a recession, sluts. You have to stop throwing all of that "junk" mail away and start fucking READING IT! You can find tons of coupons in there that will save you tons of cash! How do you think I afford my golden cheetahs?!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

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