eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/14/10: Air It Out

Attention all my fucking homeowners!!! When was the last time you changed your AIR FILTER in your AC/Heating unit?! Yes, it's been that long, you bastard! Get your ass down to Home Depot and pick up a new one (these bitches are not that expensive--you can easily get one for 20 benjamins). You should replace your air filter every 3-4 months.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/13/10: Pay It Forward

WORLD NEWS TONIGHT with eduKayt:

Holla, sluts! We just had a massive earthquake in Haiti yesterday and shit is falling down left and right. I know we're in a recession, but I'm sure you have some spare change or benjamins that you can donate to the red cross. Trust me, it will make you feel fucking fabulous when you help improve someone's life. I always feel good when I'm eduKayting someone or when I'm donating my benjamins to a good cause. It's time to pay it forward. http://www.redcross.org

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/12/10: Let's Make a Deal!

It's time to play Let's Make a Deal! God I fucking miss that show. Anyway, behind curtain #1 you can get A NEW HOUSE! Behind door #2, you can get a HUGE TAX CREDIT! And inside box #3, you can get A GREAT INTEREST RATE! Seriously, bitches, if you are even thinking of buying a house, now is the fucking time. Obama extended the tax credit so you have to close by April 30th and first time buyers get $8000! Second time buyers who have lived in their current house for 5+ years get $6500! And houses are fucking cheap right now! Go down to the bank, get a loan, and start packing!

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt Episode #6

eduKayt Episode #6! Here's the only footage that remains from my dangerous on location shoot!

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/11/10: Don't Shoot Em Up

How many fucking times do we have to hear about ATHLETES using STEROIDS? I'm sick and fucking tired of it. If you suck at sports without the juice, then DON'T PLAY. All these bastards keep shooting up and thinking they won't get caught. Start going to the gym and lifting weights or lifting cars, I don't fucking care. Just stop. with. the. juice.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 1/8/10: Show Me Your Goals

Happy Fucking New Year. Now is the perfect time to get out a slip of paper and a sharpie and write down all your fucking hopes and dreams for 2010. You might think this little activity is for pussies, but it fucking works. Whether you want new tits, a new car, or a new life, just write it down and refer to it often. Otherwise, you will dream your goddamn life away.

Consider yourself eduKayted.

eduKayt's Tip of the Day 1/7/10: Get Your Ass to the Gym

The holidays are over, bitches, and now reality has sunk in. It's time to get your ass to the gym and reactivate your fucking membership! You don't need me to tell you... your jeans are speaking loud enough! I hope you had your fill of christmas cookies and fruitcake cause those days are fucking over! It's time to get trim and slim and take advantage of killer deals on gym memberships!

Consider yourself eduKayted.