eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 7/30/10: Take Care of Your Pussy

That's right, bitches. It's time that you took care of your cat and dog with a fucking yearly check-up! I don't give a shit how old your furry friend is, he or she needs a check-up once every year. Even if your pet has all its shots, a physical exam is needed and recommended every year. Make sure you get some flea control for your dog or outdoor cat while you're there. The last thing you fucking need are fleas chilling in your AC this summer.

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eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 7/16/10: Load It Up

When's the last time you stuck your head inside your dishwasher and looked around? If it's been a while, I bet it needs a good cleaning! Yes, even dishwashers need to be fucking cleaned! Especially in the summer, heat and moisture get trapped inside your dishwasher. Heat + Moisture = MOLD. Sexy, eh? The good thing about mold is it's quite easy to spot. Usually it's black and slimy! Take a look in your dishwasher and if you see food particles or some mold along the inside, it's time to clean. Fill a bowl with 1-2 cups of white vinegar and place it on the top rack. Then run a load (sans soap) and the vinegar will disperse from the bowl and clean your dishwasher!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 7/13/10: Hook It Up

For all my earthquake dwellers, this one is for you. I know you fucking listened to me when I said don't hang any fucking artwork above your bed because in a quake, you'll be dead. Well now you can hang shit up above your bed! I found these fucking sweet picture hangers that prevent anything from falling or coming out of the wall because the picture hangs in a maze formation. You can get it on amazon for cheap. So go frame that sexy photo of me that you have hidden in your closet shrine and put it above the mother fucking bed!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 7/9/10: Black It Out

It's hotter than fucking hell on the east coast and the west coast is starting to warm up. Here's a sexy tip to beat the fucking heat better than lebron james: blackout curtains! You can buy new curtains that already have blackout panels sewn in or you can buy the blackout panels and attach them to your current curtains. The easiest way to update your existing curtains is to buy a double curtain rod and hang the blackout panels on the back rod and your designer curtains on the front one! Who needs a hotel when you have blackout curtains right at home!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 7/6/10: High Voltage

The day after a long weekend always blows... but what's even fucking worse is when you electrocute yourself! Continuing on with eduKayt's Essential Tools List is the voltage tester. We do a lot of shit that's electrical. After you turn the power off at the circuit breaker, it's always good to be a little ocd and make sure there is no voltage running through your outlet or wire that you're working on. All you do is take both red and black ends of the tester and put it up to the outlet or wire. If the meter lights up and gives a reading, that shit is still live!!! Abort mission and check circuit breaker again!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Weekend 7/2/10: Extinguish It

Happy fucking fourth of July weekend! Get your ass out and see some fireworks! Or set off your own! Either way, you will need to have a fire extinguisher nearby! Next up on eduKayt's Essential Tools List is a fire extinguisher. Not only do you need to have one, but you need to know how to use the fucking thing. Keep one in the kitchen and another one in a separate part of your house so in case anything happens, you are covered!

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eduKayt's Tip of the Day 7/1/10: Stanley!

Whip that thing out and let's fucking measure it. That's what you need Stanley for! Stanley makes a great line of tools and they're all in fucking sexy black and yellow. I prefer black and GOLD but that's just me. For most projects we do, you'll need a tape measure so you don't end up with shit all crooked and off center. That's why it's here on eduKayt's Essential Tools List. So get out and get a Stanley tape measure and let's see whose is bigger!

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